Adorable Aficionado Pillows

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

The Origami Society...

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Jack in the Box

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

Snowman Football Fan.

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

'Ok - I'm reaching out!'

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

Love Potion

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Br... No Exit

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

"I only hope we're distrusted in a specific and limited way."

David Cameron's Diplomatic Marathon

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

Sisyphus

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?