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It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Zombie standup

"What's a patent?"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Love at First Sight

Easter Island legs

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Cat box"

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

The Fourth Little Pig

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"That's not how I sat on you."

"They're so adorable at that age!"

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'He lives for his holidays.'

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The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?