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It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Zombie standup

"What's a patent?"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Cat box"

Easter Island legs

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Love at First Sight

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

The Fourth Little Pig

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"That's not how I sat on you."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Cut Price

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'He lives for his holidays.'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'... And this is my cellar.'