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"Say it with Pierogies"

Mardi Gras

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Cling-On Dog

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Koala

Bears going water skiing.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

A day at the transgenic races

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I think we may be related!"

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

'I found him on the internet.'