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'Apparently, most buildings in Italy are heavily mortgaged. Even the Tower of Pisa has a lien on it.'

The Architects Behind the Leaning Tower of Pisa

Robinson is shaved by a Milanese barber.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Forza Italia!

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

Silvio Berlusconi

Death in Venice

Tartine

Italia tours

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

Brighton Bersagliere.

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Nanki Poo

Galilei Galileo.

Gondolier

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

Pisa Hut.

'Ok - I'm reaching out!'

'I have a thing about Italian food-my wife has a thing about Italian waiters !'

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

I Pagliacci

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

Sergio Mattarella

"Yes, a lie. I've been living a lie, I'm not Italian at all."

Sir Gilbert Murgatroyd

421AD...north east Italy

Mario's Family Portraits.

'What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?' 'It never eats.'

Dante Alighieri.

Trying to rectify the Leaning Tower of Pisa