Italian Aficionado T-Shirts

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

Tartine

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Beer Stall

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Happy thoughts

Italia tours

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'Malty tasking.'

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

'Ok - I'm reaching out!'

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Nanki Poo

Join me in a beer?

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

"...My daughter, the model..."

Beer Club for Men.

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

'I have a thing about Italian food-my wife has a thing about Italian waiters !'

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

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