Italian Aficionado T-Shirts

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

Tartine

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Beer Stall

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Happy thoughts

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Italia tours

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Mohamed Salah

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

'Malty tasking.'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

'Ok - I'm reaching out!'

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

Nanki Poo

Join me in a beer?

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

Br... No Exit

Beer Club for Men.

"...My daughter, the model..."

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

'I have a thing about Italian food-my wife has a thing about Italian waiters !'