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'And that's Mr. Clarke - bottle of Pinot Grigio, every Friday, 4:45 p.m.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Sauvignon Bonk

"Now I really hate poetry."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"I make it myself!"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

"So the wife says to me, you need to take the dog out..." "Wine list, please."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Wordplay: Export.

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."