Pinot Noir Aficionado T-Shirts

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

Sauvignon Bonk

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

The Philip Marlow family

"I make it myself!"

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

Wordplay: Export.

"So the wife says to me, you need to take the dog out..." "Wine list, please."

'They say you have to drink 4 times as much merlot as pinot noir to get the same level of anti-oxidants. Isn't that just too, too bad?'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

The wine-shop

'S'more wine?'

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"What are they saying this week? Are coffee, chocolate, and wine good or bad for us?"

Cheers

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

Catch and release dating.