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"Hey, dump that in the East River where it belongs."

"Look, they'll never buy that I lost my sheep, so I want you to make it look like an accident."

Humphrey Bogart

'It's not business, it's just personal.'

"No problem, sweetheart; danger is my business."

Humphrey Bogart.

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

Humphrey Bogart

Al Pacino

"Follow that cab!"

Efrain Rios Montt Retrial

"Well ONE of you squealed to the cops! And when I find out who..."

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

The Name of the Film

'Well, what did you expect?'

"You'd better start talking or the teddy takes a dive."

Phantom of Casablanca

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'The mole we planted in B block has escaped ,sir - he tunnelled his way out!'

"Forget it, Jake. It's Funkytown."

"I'm warning you, things are going to get steadily worse"

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

What's Soup Noir? Menu. The flu in it wears a trench coat.

"It'll never work, Marcy - we come from two different worlds and yours doesn't have chairs."

Diary of a DNA Cop

"The name's Bond. Duane Bond."

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

"It's a dame!"

"I'll take it."

"I miss the boss trusting us to do the big jobs."

Reservoir Cats

hard-boiled egg...

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"We need rain."

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."