Tudor Aficionado Gifts

Ann Boleyn like nothing better than to settle down with a good self help book.

'The dating agency has been in touch- you've been getting some less than positive feedback.'

"I'm failing 16th century British History, so now I have to get a Tudor."

Edmund Spenser

Thomas Cranmer

King Edward VI

1588: Queen Elizabeth I returns from her holidays

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Zombie standup

"What's a patent?"

Demure lady with gloves

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Cat box"

Easter Island legs

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Love at First Sight

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

The Fourth Little Pig

"That's not how I sat on you."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Pirate

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Cut Price

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.