Epipen Enthusiast Gifts

'Your food allergies are in a feeding frenzy.'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"I come here for the pepper."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Raining

"Bonk!"

I just made up that part. It should really throw people for a loop if they find this place thousands of years from now!

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Skiing

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

Truth

Listening to Coldplay.

Ivan Turgenev

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

Field Trip!

"Well, they did call for localized showers."

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

"Fresh pepper?"

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

'Take me to your weeder!'

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

Look! This says that space aliens have landed and have taken over control of the earth. Boy that's a load off my mind!

'Tell me about your feelings of alienation.'

Sinalization.

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

Aliens from the planet of the yellow snow. 'Don't eat the white snow.'

'Oh, the amenity!'

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"