Eclipse Enthusiast Gifts

"No you can't borrow my eclipse glasses. I told you not to eat yours."

'Will you stop sulking? -- I didn't eclipse you on purpose!'

Shadow

"Solar eclipse."

Solar Eclipse

Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.

'Congratulations, Sir, the moon is being eclipsed. If you look closely you can see part of our logo.'

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

Total eclipse

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Moon: Made in China

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Planting by the Moon.

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'Dad, how come we never see and of them in flight?'

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

Moon Souvenirs

A bald eagle approaches middle age

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

'Now, fly my boy, fly like, well, fly like an eagle...'

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

Black Hole Exhibit

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

French Street.

Psychic Research Unit.

"Here it comes!"

'What excuse do you have for a lousy shot now?'