Telescope Enthusiast Gifts

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

"I'm going to tell my grandchildren about that?"

'Hey, our neighbor has the same model telescope as we do!'

'A new planet'

'Oh, for Pete's sake! Will you tell Milligan that it's HIS turn to clean the bird doo off of the telescope lens?!'

Nope. Moon still look same. You say this most powerful one have?

'Gunther, have you been seeing someone else?'

End of crisis

'No wonder you haven't discovered any new asteroids for six months - You left the lens cap on!'

'Okay, now blink.'

Scientist collects star as it falls out of telescope

Mountain goat using tourists telescope.

'Look, director, there it is again. It appears every spring.'

Pandemic End

The End of the Pandemic

"Telework? Nothing new for me. I've been doing that for 30 years already!"

'I'll tell you what's beyond the observable universe - lots and lots of unobservable universe.'

'Well, Frobisher, I hope THIS time you remembered to mail in the warranty card.'

'The cheek of it! There's a guy in that appartment with a telescope looking at us!'

'You're going to need stronger lenses. Have you tried contacting Palomar?'

A man staring up his own fundament through complex telescope.

My turn! I spy, with my little eye …

Do we want to sign up with the neighborhood watch?

Stop horsing around, you guys. Focus!

My turn! I spy, with my little eye

"I told you not to look directly at the sun!"

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Marry me astronaut

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"