Telescope Hobby Gifts

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

Venice 1609: Someone plays a practical joke on Galileo. . .

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"Since you've been watching me on my planet, I was hoping you could tell me where I lost my phone."

Entry level astronomer...

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

'Of course these are false colors. The reds are really greens, the greens are reds, the blues are oranges and the oranges are blues.' 'Makes sense.'

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

"I just spotted the brightest star. . . I'm Sirius!"

"Even though we work with enormous numbers, a zillion just doesn't tell us very much."

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

P.D.M. - Public Display of Mitosis

"I'll call it 'Saturn'. Hey - that's got a nice ring to it. . !"

'We think that ring around the planet Earth is made up of communication satellites.'

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

Scientist collects star as it falls out of telescope

"What is the speed of dark?"

Cola Observatory