Telescope Hobby Gifts

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

'Just as I suspected. The wormhole is located behind the Dog Star.'

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

Venice 1609: Someone plays a practical joke on Galileo. . .

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

"Since you've been watching me on my planet, I was hoping you could tell me where I lost my phone."

Entry level astronomer...

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'It's just the microscope dream again...go back to sleep.'

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

"What's wrong with this telescope? I can't see a blasted thing."

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

'Of course these are false colors. The reds are really greens, the greens are reds, the blues are oranges and the oranges are blues.' 'Makes sense.'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

P.D.M. - Public Display of Mitosis

"I just spotted the brightest star. . . I'm Sirius!"

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

"I'll call it 'Saturn'. Hey - that's got a nice ring to it. . !"

"Even though we work with enormous numbers, a zillion just doesn't tell us very much."

'We think that ring around the planet Earth is made up of communication satellites.'

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

No caption. (A mythological centaur, ancient Greek and assorted animals wait in line behind a lion to look out a telescope.)

Cola Observatory