Eclipse Viewing Gifts

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Party Animals.

"I AM at my usual position."

"Admit it, we're lost."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Trade Show Sherpas

The Rise of Modern Art

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Beer Order

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"It's a great work!"

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Haunted museum

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

Tracey Emin - Private view.

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

Spider Exhibit. It says spiders can have hundreds of children at the same time. No wonder they climb the walls! (Published originally on July 23, 2002.)

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'