Eclipse Viewing Mugs

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Party Animals.

"I AM at my usual position."

"Admit it, we're lost."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Trade Show Sherpas

The Rise of Modern Art

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Beer Order

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"It's a great work!"

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

Haunted museum

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

Tracey Emin - Private view.

Football drummer

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'