Telescope Viewing Mugs

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Star Gazing

Giant kaleidescope.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Venice 1609: Someone plays a practical joke on Galileo. . .

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

Entry level astronomer...

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

"Since you've been watching me on my planet, I was hoping you could tell me where I lost my phone."

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'First snowdrop.'

"Even though we work with enormous numbers, a zillion just doesn't tell us very much."

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

"I'll call it 'Saturn'. Hey - that's got a nice ring to it. . !"

"I just spotted the brightest star. . . I'm Sirius!"

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"

End of crisis

Scientist collects star as it falls out of telescope

'Those aren't sunspots, dummy - Your glasses are dirty again!'