"The good news is, our repeated electronic messages into space have received a response. The bad news is, they've put us on their 'do not call' list."
Telescope Observation Mugs
Add a touch of cosmic humor with mugs perfect for telescope observation fans. Designed to inspire early morning stargazing or late-night skywatching, these mugs are a fun way for astronomy lovers to start or end their day.
"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."
"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"
'Slip Ahoy!'
"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."
"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."
Planting by the Moon.
No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).
'Just as I suspected. The wormhole is located behind the Dog Star.'
Scientist drinking night sky through telescope
Venice 1609: Someone plays a practical joke on Galileo. . .
"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."
Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...
'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'
'We just received a radio signal from Tau-Upsilon that was utter drivel. Do you suppose it was one of their TV shows?'
'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'
Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,
A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.
The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.
Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Earth, Venus, Mars … Mercury … Um, Pluto? Charon? No, Pluto … or Eris? Ugh …
'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'
"Since you've been watching me on my planet, I was hoping you could tell me where I lost my phone."
Entry level astronomer...
"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."
'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'
'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'
"What's wrong with this telescope? I can't see a blasted thing."
Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).
'First snowdrop.'
'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'
"Even though we work with enormous numbers, a zillion just doesn't tell us very much."
"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"
"I just spotted the brightest star. . . I'm Sirius!"
You always keep the same face turned this way --- Don't you trust me?
'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'
Telescope Observation Mugs Collection
Telescope Observation Pillows
Our celestial-themed pillows make cozy companions for telescope admirers who dream of the stars. Add a cosmic flair to any living space.
Telescope Observation Prints
Decorate your walls with art prints inspired by telescope observation and the cosmos. Perfect for sparking imagination and admiration for the universe.
Telescope Observation T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that celebrate the wonder of the night sky. Great for casual outings or stargazing nights, these shirts are a must-have for astronomy enthusiasts.