'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'
Telescope Viewing Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone passionate about telescope viewing? Discover our range of specially designed products that celebrate stargazing lovers. From witty mugs to cozy pillows, perfect for every astronomy enthusiast’s toolkit. Delight your loved ones with a fun and thoughtful gift that fuels their celestial curiosity.
'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'
The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.
Star Gazing
Giant kaleidescope.
"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"
"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."
'Slip Ahoy!'
'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'
"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."
"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."
No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).
'Just as I suspected. The wormhole is located behind the Dog Star.'
"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."
Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...
Scientist drinking night sky through telescope
Venice 1609: Someone plays a practical joke on Galileo. . .
Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.
'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'
'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'
"Since you've been watching me on my planet, I was hoping you could tell me where I lost my phone."
Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,
"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."
Entry level astronomer...
A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.
Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Earth, Venus, Mars … Mercury … Um, Pluto? Charon? No, Pluto … or Eris? Ugh …
'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'
"What's wrong with this telescope? I can't see a blasted thing."
Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).
'First snowdrop.'
"I just spotted the brightest star. . . I'm Sirius!"
"Even though we work with enormous numbers, a zillion just doesn't tell us very much."
"I'll call it 'Saturn'. Hey - that's got a nice ring to it. . !"
'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'
"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"
Telescope Viewing Gifts Collection
Telescope Viewing Mugs
Explore our entire range of telescope viewing gifts on mugs—bringing the night sky to your morning routine with a dash of wit and wonder.
Telescope Viewing Pillows
Find cozy telescope viewing pillows to complement their space for restful, starry nights or decorate with cosmic charm.
Telescope Viewing Prints
Browse our telescope viewing prints—bring the beauty of the universe into their everyday space and inspire their celestial passions.
Telescope Viewing T-Shirts
Discover more telescope viewing products on t-shirts—wear your love of stargazing with pride and celestial style.