Telescope Observations Gifts

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Butterflies

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Planting by the Moon.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"I'm just making a few behavioral notes in my journal, then I'll chase him."

"Damn floral activists."

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

Venice 1609: Someone plays a practical joke on Galileo. . .

"You fly into a window, too?"

"Oh, honey, look! A chestnut-sided warbler doing pull-ups!"

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'

'We just received a radio signal from Tau-Upsilon that was utter drivel. Do you suppose it was one of their TV shows?'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Humming Bird's Hum.