Eclipse Observer Mugs

Whoa! A Solar eclipse of the Moo, man!

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Shark food pyramid.

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Crisis.

Astronaut Selfie.

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

It's only a can of mace. If you don't learn to stop overreacting, we'll never fit in.

"Another fly-over planet."

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

Space junk.

Neuro Surgery. Staff only. Sorry, that took longer than I expected --- He has a lot of nerve!

Atlas juggling with the moon.

God's Fly Swat...

"Should't we have a better backup system in case our monitoring equipment goes down than a bowl of jello?"