"I'm Chuck, Phil's roommate. I don't predict weather, but I do foresee Trump confidently staring at the eclipse bare-eyed, ignoring warnings again."
Eclipse Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the awe of an eclipse? Our collection inspired by celestial events blends humor and wonder, making it ideal for astronomy lovers and cosmic dreamers. Explore mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that bring the magic of the sky into everyday life, turning a cosmic phenomenon into a delightful reminder of the universe’s beauty.
Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas
"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"
'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'
The Cavendish Laboratory,London 1897, J.J. Thomson discovers the electron. "If Cavendish was so smart, why didn't he think of it?"
Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.
"And now from downtown!"
Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017
Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.
"Solar eclipse."
"Is this the Love Boat?"
Board meeting "And finally, gentlemen, Miss Silverman with the lunch-time scores."
Your library book is overdue.
"No you can't borrow my eclipse glasses. I told you not to eat yours."
Shadow
"It may very well bring about immortality, but it will take forever to test it."
Leon the electron was not sure just to where he'd been blasted when the photon struck, but indicators suggested he was now in one of the atom's degenerate orbitals.
If there are eclipses of the sun and eclipses of the moon, how come there are never any eclipses of the earth? Can we continue this tomorrow? It's getting dark.
Whoa! A Solar eclipse of the Moo, man!
'Oh dear... it's going to be a very long year and a day...'
"Damnedest eclipse I'VE ever seen."
Saxophonist
Solar eclipse 2024
'Man! I can't stand when he blocks my light like that. What an exhibitionist!'
"If only they could see your dark side."
"Is it millenium compliant?"
"If you need something stronger we can bring out the defibrillator."
'Congratulations, Sir, the moon is being eclipsed. If you look closely you can see part of our logo.'
I can't help being self-conscious during an eclipse. It feels like everybody's looking at me!
'Fred! Mother!'
Total eclipse
'Look! More roaches.'
Give them another eclipse. The last one actually made them quite for a few minutes!
New York World's Fair
"Oh, I'm sorry, did I miss your exhibit?"
Eclipse Gifts Collection
Eclipse Mugs
Explore our collection of eclipse-inspired mugs and find the perfect celestial gift that adds magic to everyday moments.
Eclipse Pillows
Browse our eclipse-inspired pillows—bring celestial elegance and cosmic charm into your living space with these soft accents.
Eclipse Prints
Visit our prints section to find breathtaking eclipse-themed artwork that captures the grandeur of celestial events and makes a statement in any room.
Eclipse T-Shirts
Discover our eclipse-themed T-shirts—comfortable and stylish, these tees let you showcase your love for astronomical phenomena.