Eclipse Watching Gifts

Shadow

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Slip Ahoy!'

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Area 51: The Inside Story

Pyramid UFO...

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Glimpses One Dollar

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

I wonder what kind of welcome

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

Small steps...

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

"Solar eclipse."

'Gladys, put your money away. It's not a casino.'

"I just spotted the brightest star. . . I'm Sirius!"

"Nope. Still no intelligent life."

"What's that Scottish word for when its cold, dark and raining?"

"No you can't borrow my eclipse glasses. I told you not to eat yours."

"No, we don't want to abduct you. We just want your wallet."

'It's a message from the mothership. Apparently, we've been abducting too many idiots who stand in fields all night looking up at the sky.'

Aliens talking to sheep - "Attention earthings.. Don't attack, we come in peace."

"I'm Chuck, Phil's roommate. I don't predict weather, but I do foresee Trump confidently staring at the eclipse bare-eyed, ignoring warnings again."

Rabbit Aliens

"Man's first total solar eclipse"

My man? Still watching out for aliens.

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

'Oh,look Henry - a FULL moon!!'

Dodos emerge from alien space craft