Eclipse Watching T-Shirts

Shadow

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Slip Ahoy!'

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Area 51: The Inside Story

Glimpses One Dollar

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Pyramid UFO...

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'Run! They're from the Mother Ship.'

Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.

I wonder what kind of welcome

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

Small steps...

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

"Solar eclipse."

"I just spotted the brightest star. . . I'm Sirius!"

"Nope. Still no intelligent life."

'Gladys, put your money away. It's not a casino.'

"What's that Scottish word for when its cold, dark and raining?"

"No you can't borrow my eclipse glasses. I told you not to eat yours."

"No, we don't want to abduct you. We just want your wallet."

'It's a message from the mothership. Apparently, we've been abducting too many idiots who stand in fields all night looking up at the sky.'

Rabbit Aliens

My man? Still watching out for aliens.

"I'm Chuck, Phil's roommate. I don't predict weather, but I do foresee Trump confidently staring at the eclipse bare-eyed, ignoring warnings again."

Dodos emerge from alien space craft

Discovery of life in the outer cartoon universe.

'Oh,look Henry - a FULL moon!!'

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

Aliens talking to sheep - "Attention earthings.. Don't attack, we come in peace."