Eclipse Watcher T-Shirts

"I'm Chuck, Phil's roommate. I don't predict weather, but I do foresee Trump confidently staring at the eclipse bare-eyed, ignoring warnings again."

"Is it millenium compliant?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'Slip Ahoy!'

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

Fish or Cut Bait

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

Polar bears

"He's a keeper!"

'Thar she blows!'

Couch and Potato

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

'Pull...'

Whale Piñata.

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

"Tell me the story about Jonah and the big fish again, Dad."

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"