Eclipse Watcher Prints

"I'm Chuck, Phil's roommate. I don't predict weather, but I do foresee Trump confidently staring at the eclipse bare-eyed, ignoring warnings again."

"Is it millenium compliant?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'Slip Ahoy!'

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Thar she blows!'

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

"He's a keeper!"

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

Couch and Potato

Polar bears

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'Pull...'

Whale Piñata.

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

"Tell me the story about Jonah and the big fish again, Dad."

"You'll never believe who's here."

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'