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'For the last time, it's, LUFTWAFFE!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Fish or Cut Bait

Squirrel on the beach

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"He's a keeper!"

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Polar bears

'Thar she blows!'

'Pull...'

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

Whale Piñata.

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'