Warplane Watcher Mugs

'For the last time, it's, LUFTWAFFE!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Squirrel on the beach

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Thar she blows!'

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

"He's a keeper!"

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Polar bears

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

'Pull...'

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

Whale Piñata.

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'