Solar Eclipse Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Man's first total solar eclipse"

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Moon: Made in China

Romance of Radio Astronomy

Planting by the Moon.

"Okay, you can keep 'em, but if they grow any bigger, they'll have to sleep in the kitchen."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

The circus diver.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

'Peekaboo!'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Volcaniax

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Ernie's spent his entire career studying one species. He says everything else is "irrelephant."

Sustainability

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

The lesser known active volcanoes.

Rating the Sunset

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Solar Power.

"Plastic?"

'Here's looking at you, kid...'

Moon Souvenirs

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

'See? Tantor like Jane -- he want Jane give belly rub!'

Funky Facts: Elephants.

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'