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'So we're predicting a nice comfortable flight today folks, unless of course we run into any cloud cover.'

Solar-Powered Tanning Salon

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'It hasn't been the same since they started installing solar panels onto church rooves'

'You know what: These solar-powered fans are great!'

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

Global warming

'Well, you would fit solar panals to the roof!'

Sustainability

Solar energy's great----Except in a monsoon season.

Bad Idea #24: tanning under a solar powered sun lamp.

'Wouldn't you know it? We install solar power and the sun goes out.'

"When I moved out here I promised myself I'd play golf every day, but I haven't been out ONCE!"

Desert Island Hammock

Noisy energy?

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Newton's Cradle Solar System

City Windfarms.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

Water power.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'Gentlemen, I think it's time we address the issue of global warming.'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

Solar Power.

Don Quilowatte

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."