Solar Power Enthusiast Gifts

'So we're predicting a nice comfortable flight today folks, unless of course we run into any cloud cover.'

Solar-Powered Tanning Salon

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'It hasn't been the same since they started installing solar panels onto church rooves'

'You know what: These solar-powered fans are great!'

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

Global warming

'Well, you would fit solar panals to the roof!'

I uncover dinosaur bones with this little dozer. It's powered by solar-charged batteries. Nonfossil fuel fossil fuel!

This is how we used to dry clothes. Cool! Solar power in action. It's, like, totally free energy! That�s right � Women's labor is, like, totally free. Did we just switch topics?

Sustainability

Solar energy's great----Except in a monsoon season.

Bad Idea #24: tanning under a solar powered sun lamp.

'Wouldn't you know it? We install solar power and the sun goes out.'

"When I moved out here I promised myself I'd play golf every day, but I haven't been out ONCE!"

Desert Island Hammock

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Noisy energy?

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Newton's Cradle Solar System

City Windfarms.

The Monitor is going to sleep.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

Water power.

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

'Gentlemen, I think it's time we address the issue of global warming.'