Solar Power Geeks Gifts

Tan salon customers get tan bed power from solar panels.

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Solar Frankenstein

Noisy energy?

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Sustainability

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"We're going to need more pets."

'Gentlemen, I think it's time we address the issue of global warming.'

Solar Power.

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

Windfarm Autumn.

Solar Cars

Whale with a 'N.I.M.B.Y' Sign

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

Don Quijote attacking wind power plant.

'Sorry, but I don't think you're right for our company.'

Tax Preparer. I'm working on my client's tax returns. Mars, being the "red planet," is claiming a business operating loss. Jupiter, with all those moons, takes deductions for almost 70 dependents. And earth has no new nations this year ... so no "capitol gains" to declare. Did Mercury lower his taxes? Yeah, he's eligible for a huge solar energy tax credit!

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

"It's not easy getting a seat on the bus, but my phone stays charged all day."

I like going across the frame of this solar energy facility we're building. I'm waling on a sunbeam!

"I'm your sun!"

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

Global warming reaches new heights at the North Pole.

A solar powered cow.

'Look! If I wave these around I can generate electricity!'

'They don't only produce electricity they also help to keep the planet cool.'

This is how we used to dry clothes. Cool! Solar power in action. It's, like, totally free energy! That�s right � Women's labor is, like, totally free. Did we just switch topics?

A brilliant scientist, yet for some reason, Bert had never attended a carbon footprint conference...?

"When you said you were experimenting with renewable ways to charge your smartphone I thought you meant solar!"

Rising oceans could prevent wind power being the main power source.

Energy saving