Solar Energy Enthusiast Gifts

Solar Panel

Woman cooking eggs by direct sunlight.

God cooking.

"If I drive in the direction of the sun, would I go faster?"

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Noisy energy?

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

City Windfarms.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

The Monitor is going to sleep.

US Energy Needs.

Water power.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Sustainability

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

Critical Ethanol report

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

'Gentlemen, I think it's time we address the issue of global warming.'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

Solar Power.

Don Quilowatte