Eclipse Enthusiasts Gifts

There Goes the Sun

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

Moon: Made in China

Planting by the Moon.

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

Moon Souvenirs

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

The First Man to Ride the Moon

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.

'Now let's explore your dark side.'

Nuclear Families

"Here it comes!"

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

The moon used to be a ghostly, unreachable companion in the night sky. Men and women would gaze at it at night, and its mystery would get them in the mood for lovin'. House of Java . Net Cybercafe. Then NASA had to go louse it all up by sending people there. It took decades of us giving up and abandoning the moon for it to start to seem untouchable again. Just last year, it finally regained its magic ... Then China went and landed on it. I still don't think you can sue China.

"I guess it wasn't 'just crazy enough to work' after all."

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

"Solar eclipse."

It seems there is a difference between a "hypothesis" and a "guesstimate."

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

"I see you found my science project, dad. Cool, it works!"

Turn on the news. I will not comply. My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story. There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on Rocky Road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills. Who told you this? Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy.

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'You don't need to be a rocket scientist to understand it but I am a rocket scientist.'