Searching for the perfect gift for someone passionate about their elliptical workouts? Our collection showcases humorous and personalized products that capture their active spirit. From witty mugs to cozy pillows, find something that keeps their fitness motivation high and their smile wide. Whether for a dedicated gym rat or a casual fitness lover, our items add a touch of fun to their daily routine and celebrate their commitment to staying active.
Turn on the news. I will not comply. My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story. There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on Rocky Road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills. Who told you this? Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy.
Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.
Braiding a Horse's Tail
The Victors
Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.
"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."
Use your imagination.
"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"
'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!
Stubborn Horse
'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'
And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.
"Nihilistic customer service"
'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'
Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX
"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."
'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'
Gentlemen Riders
'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'
Business Sisyphus
Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)
Polo player on an inflatable horse.
"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."
"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."
"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."
A pony throws its rider.
The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants
'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'
Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.
"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"
Man falls off perch
A day at the races
A man selling a horse to an older lady
"I think, therefore I am depressed."
'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'
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