Eclipse Pillows

"I'm Chuck, Phil's roommate. I don't predict weather, but I do foresee Trump confidently staring at the eclipse bare-eyed, ignoring warnings again."

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

The Cavendish Laboratory,London 1897, J.J. Thomson discovers the electron. "If Cavendish was so smart, why didn't he think of it?"

Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.

"And now from downtown!"

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

"Solar eclipse."

"Is this the Love Boat?"

Board meeting "And finally, gentlemen, Miss Silverman with the lunch-time scores."

Your library book is overdue.

"No you can't borrow my eclipse glasses. I told you not to eat yours."

Shadow

"It may very well bring about immortality, but it will take forever to test it."

Leon the electron was not sure just to where he'd been blasted when the photon struck, but indicators suggested he was now in one of the atom's degenerate orbitals.

If there are eclipses of the sun and eclipses of the moon, how come there are never any eclipses of the earth? Can we continue this tomorrow? It's getting dark.

Whoa! A Solar eclipse of the Moo, man!

'Oh dear... it's going to be a very long year and a day...'

"Damnedest eclipse I'VE ever seen."

Saxophonist

Solar eclipse 2024

'Man! I can't stand when he blocks my light like that. What an exhibitionist!'

"If only they could see your dark side."

"Is it millenium compliant?"

"If you need something stronger we can bring out the defibrillator."

'Congratulations, Sir, the moon is being eclipsed. If you look closely you can see part of our logo.'

I can't help being self-conscious during an eclipse. It feels like everybody's looking at me!

'Fred! Mother!'

Total eclipse

'Look! More roaches.'

Give them another eclipse. The last one actually made them quite for a few minutes!

New York World's Fair

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I miss your exhibit?"