Eclipse Pillows

"I'm Chuck, Phil's roommate. I don't predict weather, but I do foresee Trump confidently staring at the eclipse bare-eyed, ignoring warnings again."

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

The Cavendish Laboratory,London 1897, J.J. Thomson discovers the electron. "If Cavendish was so smart, why didn't he think of it?"

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

"And now from downtown!"

Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

"Solar eclipse."

"Is this the Love Boat?"

Board meeting "And finally, gentlemen, Miss Silverman with the lunch-time scores."

Your library book is overdue.

"No you can't borrow my eclipse glasses. I told you not to eat yours."

Shadow

Leon the electron was not sure just to where he'd been blasted when the photon struck, but indicators suggested he was now in one of the atom's degenerate orbitals.

"It may very well bring about immortality, but it will take forever to test it."

Whoa! A Solar eclipse of the Moo, man!

'Oh dear... it's going to be a very long year and a day...'

"Damnedest eclipse I'VE ever seen."

"Is it millenium compliant?"

Solar eclipse 2024

"If you need something stronger we can bring out the defibrillator."

"If only they could see your dark side."

'Congratulations, Sir, the moon is being eclipsed. If you look closely you can see part of our logo.'

Saxophonist

'Man! I can't stand when he blocks my light like that. What an exhibitionist!'

'Fred! Mother!'

New York World's Fair

'Look! More roaches.'

Total eclipse

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I miss your exhibit?"

'If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times...don't call me during eclipses!'