Eclipse Explorer Pillows

If there are eclipses of the sun and eclipses of the moon, how come there are never any eclipses of the earth? Can we continue this tomorrow? It's getting dark.

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Gracie's baby toys.

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

You've Had Enough!

"Didn't you just say that?"

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

National Coffee Day

The Elephant in the Womb

'You've had enough.'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

"Eureka! Details to follow."

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

I love Science.

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."