Zeppelin Enthusiast Gifts

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Unusual Washing Line

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Dorothy and Toto

Filling the Missile Gap

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"I started a collection!"

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

An acceptable level of TV violence.

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

The Real Russian history

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

Working from OM.

'Oh, the amenity!'

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Energy trap.

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

Zen Litter Box