Zeppelin Enthusiast T-Shirts

I can't decide if your recurring dream about the Hindenburg indicates a preoccupation with death or phallic symbols. I was hoping it just indicted a preoccupation with hydrogen-filled zeppelins.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Unusual Washing Line

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Filling the Missile Gap

"I started a collection!"

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

Dorothy and Toto

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

An acceptable level of TV violence.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

The Real Russian history

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

Working from OM.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

Energy trap.

'Oh, the amenity!'

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'