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'He installed it to counter the ease with which people are granted access into his office.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Triangle

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Dorothy and Toto

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Working from OM.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

'DO you know what time we start here?'

'Oh, the amenity!'

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

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"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'