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Beware the Frightening Zip Lions!

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

'DO you know what time we start here?'

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

'Oh, the amenity!'

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."

Soap Opera

'He installed it to counter the ease with which people are granted access into his office.'

'I've just found out we make cubicles.'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'Wow...This could be the beginning of a fantastic career...A sales coach is waiting for you. He wants to hire you as a bad example.'

"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

"...And I don't want any resentments just because someone hits below the belt..."

'Why couldn't your father have a normal midlife crisis, buy a convertible, or even have an affair with some young bimbo?'

The great zucchinis

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

"The January issue comes out in October, the April issue comes out in January, the July issue comes out in April, and October issue comes out in July, but I don't have any of them."

A family live separate lives in separate cubicles

"I want to be a stand up comic, but life's not crap enough."

Yellow Pencil

Unusual Washing Line

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle,'

Come in here if you don't like....

Spiked! Unfortunate mishap to a Zeppelin-through a Lack of Proper Caution in Descending.