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'Why couldn't your father have a normal midlife crisis, buy a convertible, or even have an affair with some young bimbo?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Night of the Zombonies.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Working from OM.

'DO you know what time we start here?'

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

'No, Igor, not Phillips head...Flat head! Flat head! Bring me the flat head!'

'Oh, the amenity!'

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

The Filibuster.

Zen Litter Box

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

'Please, pay attention.'

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'