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"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

The Worm Charmer

"Home depot."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I said slime."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Three Ladies

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Team Flute

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Vampire Bat

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

No Right Turn (monster)

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

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Man reads note left by wife; 'I've been abducted by aliens. Your dinner is on the planet Zygon 4.'

'Listen up, you ghoul fools, at midnight the mummy takes off the wrappings! Heh heh - just kidding folks, but seriously...'

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

"We need to talk."

The Morrison brothers took dressing as woodchucks to the extreme.'

Three people playing on the same flute.

Happy Halloween!

'...and then these two-eyed creatures took me from my spaceship to a four-wheeled vehicle. Nobody believes me. But you do, don't you doc?'

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"