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"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

The Worm Charmer

"Home depot."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"I said slime."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Three Ladies

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Team Flute

'There's an imposter among us!'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

Vampire Bat

'Do you have it in black?'

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

No Right Turn (monster)

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

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Three people playing on the same flute.

"We need to talk."

The Morrison brothers took dressing as woodchucks to the extreme.'

'Listen up, you ghoul fools, at midnight the mummy takes off the wrappings! Heh heh - just kidding folks, but seriously...'

Man reads note left by wife; 'I've been abducted by aliens. Your dinner is on the planet Zygon 4.'

Happy Halloween!

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

'...and then these two-eyed creatures took me from my spaceship to a four-wheeled vehicle. Nobody believes me. But you do, don't you doc?'

"Any kids here tonight? Oh, wait... I guess not...since I didn't see any on the menu."

Ghosts and a dog.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"