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'Oh, the amenity!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

The Missing Sock Returns

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

George Michael

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"You've got night fever."

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

Old-fashioned computer

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Working from OM.

Angela Merkel

"We pay the living dead wage."

A typical Monday. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs! South Pole Penguin Love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

Night of the living will

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

Zen Litter Box

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Wild and crazy salmon

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century