Zeppelin Aficionado Gifts

'Oh, the amenity!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"You've got night fever."

Old-fashioned computer

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

Working from OM.

Angela Merkel

"We pay the living dead wage."

Night of the living will

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Zen Litter Box

Wild and crazy salmon

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.