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Dinner is Served.

'Why couldn't your father have a normal midlife crisis, buy a convertible, or even have an affair with some young bimbo?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Working from OM.

'Oh, the amenity!'

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Zen Litter Box

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

'He installed it to counter the ease with which people are granted access into his office.'

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

'Mr Gottlieb recently read one of those books on Japanese management techniques.'

"That's just in case we need to go in again."

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

'There's got to be more to the Eightfold Path than 'don't worry, be happy.''

Don't laugh. It's added three points to his scores.