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You said you wanted privacy - Realty.

Oh (cursing symbols)! The dog has a zip line!

"I wonder why Ralphie has been bugging me all week about zip lines?"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Dorothy and Toto

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

Home Sweet Sign

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

Prisoner Crossing

Why are you shaking, Al. It's just the end of August. I'm not shaking � I'm having tech problems with my motion lines.

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

'He installed it to counter the ease with which people are granted access into his office.'

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To help emphasize good oral hygeine inkids, Dr. Remford installed a dental floss zipline in his office.

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

Stun-gun target practice.

"That's just in case we need to go in again."

I can't decide if your recurring dream about the Hindenburg indicates a preoccupation with death or phallic symbols. I was hoping it just indicted a preoccupation with hydrogen-filled zeppelins.

He's Tasty!

'Why couldn't your father have a normal midlife crisis, buy a convertible, or even have an affair with some young bimbo?'

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

"The January issue comes out in October, the April issue comes out in January, the July issue comes out in April, and October issue comes out in July, but I don't have any of them."

'Hmmm...'

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

"And I want to ask the wizard for a loan."

'It's just a precaution, there were lots of fiddley bits left over at the end of the operation.'

"My most recent position was under a house."