Zip Line Enthusiast Mugs

You said you wanted privacy - Realty.

"I wonder why Ralphie has been bugging me all week about zip lines?"

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Dorothy and Toto

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

Prisoner Crossing

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

'He installed it to counter the ease with which people are granted access into his office.'

NEW FALL LINEUP

"That's just in case we need to go in again."

Stun-gun target practice.

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

He's Tasty!

'Why couldn't your father have a normal midlife crisis, buy a convertible, or even have an affair with some young bimbo?'

"The January issue comes out in October, the April issue comes out in January, the July issue comes out in April, and October issue comes out in July, but I don't have any of them."

'Hmmm...'

"My most recent position was under a house."

Dorothy and the others regretted helping the lion find bravery.

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

Unusual Washing Line

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"You're the brains of the group. Here, you figure out the tip."