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'Loose zips cause trips, Robert.'

Zipper complimenting zip child: "Ah, she's a cute as a button!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Office Meeting

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"Are those my slippers?!"

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

What it takes to be a leader.

Working from OM.

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

Zen Litter Box

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'