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'Loose zips cause trips, Robert.'

Zipper complimenting zip child: "Ah, she's a cute as a button!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Office Meeting

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Are those my slippers?!"

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

Dogs Bring Slippers.

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

What it takes to be a leader.

Working from OM.

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Zen Litter Box

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

Cowboy Slippers

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'