Lines T-Shirts

Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here.

Instructional guide to scribbling

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'Do you come here often?'

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Soap Opera

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

The chess pieces that fell off the chequered flag

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

"Is this the queue for Funworld?"

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

"Ball boys ready? Linesmen ready? Players ready? Sound technologists ready?"

Yellow Pencil

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'

A giant crowd, both in line for coffee and airport security.

Stand in the Q.

"I'm only going to say this once Fred! I have a sore throat and it hurts to talk. So put that back in your pocket and leave it there for the rest of the game!"

"Hi, I'm an archaeologist. So your life is in ruins."

"Here's one - what gets shorter after a pandemic but stays just as long?"

The one thing about a queue is it keeps everyone in line.

"I had to eat a couple of people ahead of me in line, but, yep, I got the last chess set."

"...I will save you ninnies hudreds of dollars by spoiling every single upcoming superhero movie..."

"Go. The sign has a bigger impact when someone's just sitting there."

Sorry out of numbers.

Darn it, why do I always pick the slowest line? Hell.

"Does it work?"

Bone shaped biscuits - rejects go in a coffin.

Do you validate? What? No, there's not parking lot. It's just street parking and that's free. I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8a.m. I'm not following. It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me. Get out.

'Hi, I'm Ralph. Not only am I the President of the Ear-Hair Club for Men, I'm also a member!'